I smell stomach acid.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
soo... how was my night?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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