Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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