How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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