So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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