I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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