worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
im on a boat
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