Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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