Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
