Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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