Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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