Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Your penis caused this!
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