I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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