love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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