Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
why is half of my head shaved?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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