i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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