my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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