S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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