Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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