Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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