Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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