I didn't shave. On purpose
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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