Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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