shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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