Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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