I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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