I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Your penis caused this!
i out mim tonsoeep
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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