ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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