I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Actions speak louder than pants.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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