my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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