fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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