butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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