Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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