Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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