At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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