she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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