did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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