I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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