He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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