**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize