I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
This house was built for laser tag.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
