I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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