For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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