He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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