did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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