Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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