About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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