Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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