guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
