A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
that may or may not have been my penis.
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