Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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