WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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