an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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