We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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