You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
