So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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